I got her a Nickelback box set.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wear drunk well.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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