So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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