i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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