I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Two words: nipple clamps
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