Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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