She's JV to your varsity
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he thought i was a dude.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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