FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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