I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he was CRYING into my vagina
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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