Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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