Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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