I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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