They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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