I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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