i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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