He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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