The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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