He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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