i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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