Im at strip club and am horny
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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