I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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