I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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