Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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