Do you still have your period?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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