I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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