Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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