Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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