I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
one two three fourrrrnication!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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