Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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