ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
