I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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