what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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