i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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