Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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