dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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