It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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