Umm I'm too high to move.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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