Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Boobs are out for the taking
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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