Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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