My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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