There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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