dude i'm inner monologue high
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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