Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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