Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
