it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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