i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
