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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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