he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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