You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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