susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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