Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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