is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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