hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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