What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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