I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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