he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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