We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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