Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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